Tomb Raider Revamp

Let me start out by saying that I am more excited for this Tomb Raider than, well, any OTHER Tomb Raider, ever.

In recent years, Naughty Dog released a simply BRILLIANT title, Uncharted, that completely blew me away. When I played Uncharted the first time, I was all like “YES! This is what Tomb Raider SHOULD have been!”

Well, this revamp of Tomb Raider looks like what Naughty Dog would have made if they made a Tomb Raider title.  This is not in ANY WAY a demeaning comment to Square Enix / Crystal Dynamics. I mean, those guys have a track record in a whole class of their own. But I consider it a compliment to them to compare what they have pulled off here with my impression of the Uncharted series.

That being said, you should all check out the trailers and gameplay footage floating around. Personally like this new GameStop pre-order trailer. A THOUSAND COOL POINTS to the first one to comment the absolute CLASSIC film that included the song used in this trailer!

Android App Recommendation: FXGuru

Every once in a while, an app comes along that surprises the hell outta me. FXGuru is one of those apps! It lets you add impressive-quality special effects to your boring home videos. The app is free, and as of now, there are 4 effects that are offered free as well. Other effects can be purchased individually through in-app Play Store links. There is also a “MegaPack” that offers 13 effects for $8.99. For now, I’m having a blast with the freebies, but see the developers Play Store Trailer below for a rundown of some of the other effects.

Thanks to Droid-Life for pointing out this great app!

Ransom Video from Conformists Union of Non-Thinkers

Folks, we have some dire news. Earlier this morning we received this chilling video from an Apple-loyalist group calling themselves the Conformist Union of Non-Thinkers. It has become apparent that Steve and his Minions Sheeple “followers” have a much more far-reaching grasp than we had previously hoped.

What you are about to see may be disturbing for some viewers. Stay tuned for more information as it becomes available.

Apple Bites Back

This video was sent to the Drunken Tech Blog staff anonymously, a few days after Josh, the quirky host of “DTB News” went missing. Be warned, this video is disturbing and should not be viewed by anyone with a soul. The video may cause worry, but rest assured that we know Josh is on his way to freedom, and after a few days to heal up, fix his mowhawk, get some Guinness, and have some time with his Ubuntu Machine, he will be helping the fans get their nerd on again with DTB News.