This post marks the first in a series based on completing a story, in as funny a way as possible, using only five words.

Carol knew she would be in for a rough night when she walked into the bar and saw _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ !

I’ll get the ball rolling for you with an example. I expect yours to all be much better!

Carol knew she would be in for a rough night when she walked into the bar and saw Santa getting head from Rudolph!

Leave your literary masterpieces in the comments for the rest of us to enjoy!