Ransom Video from Conformists Union of Non-Thinkers

Folks, we have some dire news. Earlier this morning we received this chilling video from an Apple-loyalist group calling themselves the Conformist Union of Non-Thinkers. It has become apparent that Steve and his Minions Sheeple “followers” have a much more far-reaching grasp than we had previously hoped.

What you are about to see may be disturbing for some viewers. Stay tuned for more information as it becomes available.

Apple Bites Back

This video was sent to the Drunken Tech Blog staff anonymously, a few days after Josh, the quirky host of “DTB News” went missing. Be warned, this video is disturbing and should not be viewed by anyone with a soul. The video may cause worry, but rest assured that we know Josh is on his way to freedom, and after a few days to heal up, fix his mowhawk, get some Guinness, and have some time with his Ubuntu Machine, he will be helping the fans get their nerd on again with DTB News.